DON'T TAKE LIFE TOO SERIOUSLY

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iswearimnotnaked:

when i was 9 i wrote a love letter to cole sprouse and closed my eyes and threw it out the car window thinking it’d magically find him and wow i did not understand the united states postal system 

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joshpeck:

vibruhtor:

i’ve never seen hocus pocus

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snorlaxatives:

i don’t understand people who make multiple facebook statuses every day like wtf i haven’t made a facebook status since like world war 2

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ghostsfacer:

ghostsfacer:

just got back from the vet. you guys know what my dumb dog did?

he sprained his tail. from wagging it too hard. this is the stupidest thing.

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foodchewer:

newzealandprince:

foodchewer:

its almost midnight you know what that means..

That it’s almost midnight

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hannibalscock:

foxnewsofficial:

what if the bumps around your nipples were actually braille and everyone had a different message like fortune cookies 

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(Source: foxnewsofficial, via legit-humour)

bagmilk:

when i die please punch everyone who says “i wish i got to know them better”

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megacharizardxxx:

"why am i so cold?" i ask myself as i continue to drink cold beverages

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towritelesbiansonherarms:

thehansoloist:

These photos were taken a few seconds apart.

i love that a whole new generation of peeps are enjoying this fella 

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awkwardvagina:

i wonder what time beyonce goes to bed

lildrunk:

i need kisses and attention and alcohol

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