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oxogen:

can someone please explain to me why when I look at a store’s website all the clothes look nice but then when I actually go to the store half the shit I saw isn’t even there or it’s ugly as fuck

(via breakinq)

rneerkat:

an sentence like this makes me feel uncomfortable

(via laughbitches)

guy:

one time my parents had an argument because my dad bought a bald cap for $2.70 but he was already bald

(via laughbitches)

theyre:

Make fun of your baby for shitting itself

(via oknope)

ORLANDO BLOOM PUNCHED JUSTIN BIEBER IN THE FACE

johnthreecontinents:

johnthreecontinents:

ORLANDO BLOOM PUNCHED JUSTIN BIEBER IN THE FACE

ORLANDO BLOOM PUNCHED JUSTIN BIEBER IN THE FACE

  1. ORLANDO BLOOM PunCHED KJUSTIN BIEBER IN THE FCACE
  • ORLAND O
  • BLOOM
  • PUNCHESDD
  • JUSTIN
  • BIEBER
  • …………………………
  • IN THE FUCKING FACE

watch orlando bloom punch justin bieber in the face

(via fatwink)

supnoah:

like you can be an asshole to me if you do it in french

(via breakinq)

2547446:

y’all ever take a pic and be like this ain’t even my skin color

(via humoristics)

kiransingh:

the only domestic instinct my parents have managed to pass on to me is the tendency to hoard multiple plastic bags in another plastic bag despite the fact that I will probably never need this many plastic bags in my adult life

(via braydaaan)

britishprostitute:

britishprostitute:

i love riding d*cks

image

(via notmytimeperiod)

sirbombalot:

Fill your heart with bees. If someone breaks your heart, then they have to deal with the bees.

(via ugly)

(Source: odditymall.com, via iforgotmytampon)