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greetings:

when they mess up your order but end up giving you extra food for free

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vesley:

alpacabacon:

Like I’ve never gotten a sunburn in my life.

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how about now

(via stand)

mysticaljew:

i wanna s ur d ;) ((steal your dog)) 

(Source: mysticaljew, via hotboyproblems)

communistbakery:

the worst part of the holidays is saying greetings to all of my family members

(via seedy)

imessaged:

I’m waiting for sophia grace and rosie to make a cover of anaconda

(via baracknobama)

bombing:

just saw a post accusing Obama of working for the government

(via eclecticpandas)

unflirty:

bondoge:

unflirty:

when i die, cremate me and put my ashes into the pepper shakers at my favorite restaurant

what the fuck

(it’s red lobster)

(via academy)

officialunitedstates:

FACT OF THE DAY: the dc in washington dc originally stood for “da capital” but abraham lincoln thought it was unprofessional and changed it

(via donniedarkheaux)