when i was 9 i wrote a love letter to cole sprouse and closed my eyes and threw it out the car window thinking it’d magically find him and wow i did not understand the united states postal system
i’ve never seen hocus pocus
i don’t understand people who make multiple facebook statuses every day like wtf i haven’t made a facebook status since like world war 2
just got back from the vet. you guys know what my dumb dog did?
he sprained his tail. from wagging it too hard. this is the stupidest thing.
its almost midnight you know what that means..
That it’s almost midnight
what if the bumps around your nipples were actually braille and everyone had a different message like fortune cookies
when i die please punch everyone who says “i wish i got to know them better”
"why am i so cold?" i ask myself as i continue to drink cold beverages
These photos were taken a few seconds apart.
i love that a whole new generation of peeps are enjoying this fella
i need kisses and attention and alcohol