DON'T TAKE LIFE TOO SERIOUSLY

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bewbin:

ewprincess:

bewbin:

What has two thumbs and three arms

what

I don’t know

(via unescapable)

twooping:

You could’ve reblogged that from me

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(via your-call-cannot-be-connected)

sniffing:

I know drugs are bad and that they ruin families but so does monopoly and that’s still legal

(via iforgotmytampon)

'just you and me against the world' more like 'just you and me against a wall' am i right

(Source: nosherlock, via officialbutts)

kanyewesticle:

do you ever see someone looking at you in public and you think they might be checking you out then you remember that you’re you

(Source: kanyewesticle, via nice-wig-janis)

thetrekkiehasthephonebox:

jezuskrisztus:

I can 300% relate to this 

THEIR NOSES GET COLD AND CATS ARE SO CUTE

(Source: kawaii-dogs-cats, via iforgotmytampon)

chadleymacguff:

that is the most relevant thing Rita Ora has done with her career

(Source: mattsgifs, via braydaaan)

caelhammer:

what if i was cool

oh wait

i am

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(Source: augutsy, via unescapable)

ashthunirwin:

when you have to clap your hands for someone you don’t like

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(via cliffordsrsly)

icarly-official:

if you use the bible as an excuse towards being anti gay dont forget that:

  • shrimp
  • pork
  • obesity
  • torn clothes (like ripped jeans)
  • wearing clothing made from 2 different fabrics
  • cutting your hair
  • shaving
  • tattoos
  • and working on Sundays

are all listed as abominations in the bible as well

(via thechamberofsecrets)